Here is a thing I read today on one of my little daily flip calendars ~ made me smile.
I have this theory that after you've been
married a long time you become so close
that the calories your husband injests
transfer directly to your hips.
28 years here. Ah ~ so this is his fault ~ LOL.

That makes COMPLETE sense to me!!! 9 years & I'm this big?!?! I'm gonna have to put him on a diet too I guess!! 
I like that, Gayle! The way my hubby eats, I'll never get to goal!