Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,
> the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel,
> and Lulu was among them.
> The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the
> driveway when suddenly Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
> Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
> Not wanting to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
> grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she
> was just lining up for some.
> "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and
> she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line
> asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
> When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going
> at it at your age? How do you do it?"
> I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
> The policeman fainted.[SIZE=4]
!!! I'll have to send that one to a few friends! 
That was frickin hilararious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am passing that on!