13. Psychotic Mood Shift
12. Pack My Stuff
11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
10. Perpetual Munching Spree
9. Puffy Mid-Section
8. People Make Me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
And The Number One Thing PMS Stands for is:
1. Pass My Shotgun

I've been on them since I was 16 (for ovarian cyst prevention), and while I still get cramps, my mood swings are almost non-existant. Also, starting this month, my gyn said I can go 2 packs without placebos for the last week of pack 1--translation: I'll only get my TOM every other month (6 a year)!!!
glen