Blonde GUY joke!

  • The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
    work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating
    lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican
    opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral,the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
    (Oh this is GOOD!!)
    The blonde's wife said,

















    "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
  • ***SNORK***
  • He, he, he. Does this imply that the blonde guy's wife is a brunette?
  • Amen, Laurie!

    I love the picture! You are the mom of the Gerber baby!!!
  • Rofl!
  • Ok, I've got one.. not nearly as funny, but still cute

    Two blonde guys are sitting outside one night enjoying a beer.

    One looks up at the sky and says.. "I wonder which is further, the moon or Florida?"

    The other guy scoffs and says "DUDE? Hellooooooo... Can you SEE Florida?"

  • Good ones, girls.

    You know why you don't see many male blonde jokes, eh? It's because men don't need an excuse to be dumb. There's such a great selection anyhow. (sorry, that was REALLY politically incorrect of me)
  • Quote: You know why you don't see many male blonde jokes, eh? It's because men don't need an excuse to be dumb.
  • Kris, I'm going to get struck down dead for that.
    Humble apologies to I'mNotSanta. I have the best husband in the world, and I would never criticize him, or any other good man.
  • You are not Ellis!! We know you were only teasing. (I am still chuckling.)