It all for fun and written from a mans point of view.
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My Top Ten Ways of Getting Motivated to Exercise.
1. Watch Gladiator Movies.
2. I wanna be able to crack walnuts with my butt cheeks again.
3. You never know when you might have to wear Spandex.
4. I want to be loved for my body and not my mind.
5. I imagine myself getting Wolf- Whistles from those shameless female construction workers.
6. I just know my application to be on Survivor is going to be accepted.
7. Brad Pitt’s stunt double could get hurt.
8. I’ll finally have a reason to buy that nifty little tool for cleaning the crevices in my washboard abdominals.
9. Knowing that I’ll die healthier.
10. Do interpretative dance to the theme from, “Rocky”.
