Somebody sent me one of those silly links that predicts your ideal career (based on your name). I put in "Jill" and was informed that my ideal career would be as a bearded lady in the circus. This rather concerned me because I've had to pluck a few hairs from my chin since the onset of pre-menopause I started to wonder how accurate this thing would be if you entered your screen name...here are a few interesting results, using some 3FC posters.

"Rochemist" = Alien investigator (Good thing she already speaks Klingon)
"Aprylcadabra" = Brain surgeon (I think we always knew what a brilliant li'l miss she is)
"Inca's Momma" = Muppet impersonator. (Hmm, that evokes images of a gentle soul. Perhaps she should have second thoughts about her new friendship with "Glynne" = Trained assassin!)
"Boiaby" = Rabbit slayer (Don't tell me that meek and mild personality is only a facade!!)
"JacobsMommy" = Secondhand car salesperson (Okay, she does have the gift of gab and talked me into a few things against my better judgement whilst in Chicago)
"Tolose85" = Topless model (need I say anything more?) Not to be outdone..."Melsfolly" = Porn star!
"Lessofsarahtolove" = Big game hunter. (As interesting as that is, more interesting is when you just put in "Sarah" = Dietician!!!)
"Raelynn" = Professional tramp (which I thought meant hobo, but I had second thoughts seeing as she shares an affinity with "Br00klyn" = Prostitute)
"Jiffypop" = Funeral director (Well...she is a compassionate, comforting person...)
"Tiffanie" = Anything where you can kiss ***. (You never know with these newbies, do you??)
"Goddess Jessica" = Pirate (Can there ever be too many pirates with great legs?)
"Mthrgoos68" = Spinster with cats (Seeing as she has 6 kids I was thinking we could clearly debunk this site, that is until "Jillegal" = Paleantologist! Considering my undergrad degree is in anthropology this is pretty freaky!)

Well, that's all the time I have for now (must get back to work before I get fired and have to start honing up my paleantology skills)

Here's the link - go check yourself out!

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

LMAO!

Thanks Jill! You just made my day... that's freakin' awesome!

This was excellent!! You know, I'm actually disappointed that I ended up with "big game hunter" (ick) and "dietician" -- I wanted to be the porn star!!

No kidding, this was truly great!

I'm rolling in the aisle. When I entered as "anagram", my ideal job is as a Garden Gnome.

With my given name, my job is God.

I think I'll try again and see if the same thing comes up again.

OMG, I put in my real name and it says my ideal job is a professional tramp!! Guess that beats being a rabbit slayer, huh?. Raelynn, Br00klyn and I could start our own professional call girl service and clean up! This is hilarious Jill, thanks for posting it for us! I'm gonna go try a few more!

Beverly

OMG!!! Too funny!!! When I enter Sandi, I am a dietician and Sandra is a professional temp.

Jill - TALKED you into?? REALLY??

That is just what I needed today!! That is great!

Arrr!! Avast ye maties! Shiver me timbers! Where are those tramps! Wench! Bring me my ale!

With my given name I'm a Garden Gnome. Darn it! I thought I had more ambition than that.

With Lekker, I'm the Prime Minister! Woohoo! Watch out Canada!

haha, mine is a lapdancer! ::wipes tears from eyes and picks self up floor::

thanks for sharing that one, jill!

Ok I think I'll stick with muppet impersonator but I gotta ditch glynne she scares me. When I used my real name I got housekeeper If only you guys could see the dump I live in, it qualifies as a landfill!

Okay...my ideal job is Satan. That's pretty scary!

OMG......now THAT's funny! I wonder how it pays?

Oh boy...With my real name (Victoria) my ideal career is a suicide bomber!

When I put in Viki it is a mad scientist.

Is anyone else worrying about my mental health right now LOL

Thanks Jill for smiles and laughs. If Kim won't answer the phone when I call to walk on Wednesday ~ I'll know why.

Gayle