Oops!

  • > A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls
    home and a strange woman answers.
    > >Wife: Who is this?
    > >Maid: This is the maid.
    > >Wife: We don't have a maid.
    > >Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
    > >Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
    > >Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was
    his wife.
    > >The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to
    make $50,000?
    > >MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
    > >WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the
    woman he's with.
    > >The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.
    > >MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
    > >WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
    > >MAID: There's no pool here.
    > >A long pause.
    > >WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
  • omg!!!!