Could you tell me why..

  • I am of a sound mind person? Is it because I wear layers and my headwear is of an exquisite; a 12-inch silk top hat (makes me the most refined man)?
    I prefer a bidet over the backyard bushes? The bushes and porcelaines are for my guests
    I love sheep brains? I do eat them fresh, I did cook them first of course.

    Wish I could attach the image of the most handsome man on Earth here and that's me!