Jiffy, my dear, I have been away for a bit. Tell me, what ever happened with the French chef?

Sneaking out now to avoid missiles!

<sigh> not quite sure what's going on., he has my business card but he hasn't called. we were over there for dinner tonight, and he acted happy to see me, and i think he was.

maybe we're evolving as two old fuddy duddies???? i have absolutely no idea what's going on!!! maybe some of you ladies should come to joisy and shake him up!

and why would we fire missiles at you?????? hugs to the lipstick kid!

Well, maybe a little tad bit of southern charm would cause him to rethink how to use the phone? Hmmm, and I've been dying to see you all! However, right now is not the time. Don't worry, my dear chickie! He will come to his senses soon!

I can't hold my tongue any longer....

he is not good enough to hold her.....baquettes!

peach

Okay Peach, I'll help you. Hand it over, I'll hold your tongue for you. Ooh, it's wet and bumpy and kind of, I don't know, tongue-y!

Chickadee

Our Ms. Jiff deserves more! Why does Mama say this, you might ask???? Cause he should've been on the phone conversing with our sweet, Ms Devine, within hours of having her business card in his posession! Our Ms D should not be in question to what is going on with him.....she deserves and has earned the right of acknowledgement & assurance !! (and a **** of alot of flattery!)

Jif~My non-sis Sis.......I say wait for the REAL man to come along! It will happen.....let the French Chef just be a nice ego boost! Not worthy----nope, not in my opinion!

Just an opinion from your friend ~~~~~~ J

Ewwww! Holding Peachies tongue???? Knowing some of the "stuff" that's slid across it???? Chickie! Wash your hands!

oh you guys are the best!!!! but for crying out loud,,.. mr right has to be out there SOMEWHERE!!!!! could we start a north american search for him???? ya'll could do the screening.. it could be fun!!!!!

As for peachie's tongue.. it's not just what's slid across it, but also what's spewed forth from time to time!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!

When you find Mr. Right, make sure he takes you to the French restaurant for supper !! hehe!

Robin has the right idea..........

not going there with the whole tongue thing

my two cents worth..........Jiff, Jiff, Jiff you have so much to offer someone......DO NOT.......repeat, DO NOT settle for this fella. You deserve to be treated like a Queen, not as an afterthought.

Sherrie, when the southern charm bus leaves, let me know, I'll go with you (even tho, I'm not really southern!)

Hey! they don't call her Mama for nothin!!!! Janice and the other gals gave you good advice, Jiff!! Listen to them....please?

as to the tongue thing....chickadee...my sweets that was probably the nicest thing anyone ever did for me. You saved me from myself...but did you have to have silverware in your hands ?...now I speak with forked tongue.

gosh, that was awful..

peach

=====thud=====

(that was me hitting the floor after reading that really bad joke). You kill me Peach, you really do!

Chick-a-frick-a-dee

Well now that I've had my entertainment for the day, I have to agree with everyone else. Forget Mr Chef and wait for someone who appreciates you!

Sure we'll search, what shall the crietera be? Looks, Humor, Wealth. Understanding is a given, Oh yea, I guess he need to like your mom huh?