No more dressing up the kids up so nicely,
then sending them out with the words
"now, go get some candy".
No more sifting through the "take" looking for your favorite pieces.
Like the hip-hop song says "B____ better have my kit-kat"
No more rushing to the store the next day looking for 50% off leftovers.
Who else is gonna turn in their vinyl coat and sunglasses and join the NO pimping bandwagon???
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I struggle every Halloween... actually the whole month is a struggle cause candy is showered on us nurses :/