Never in my life have I ever left so much as a single Graham cracker crumb from a cheesecake, let alone let mine and half of my daughter's go uneaten.
I felt on top of the world when I walked out of that restaurant.


And shown that it isn't impossible. 
The waitress looked at me like I'd lost my d@mn mind. I don't imagine many people pass on the doggiebag in that place.