Sheesh....if you are going to be in Jersey while I am under the laser the LEAST you could do is go to my favorite dive bar...the one that has the bar tender with a ring through his nipple.
OUCH!
ps...make sure you go to the ladies room BEFORE you go there....the pool table is very near the ladies room and the door does not close too well and sometimes balls just roll right in. The guys playing pool are really grateful if you roll them right out. They are truly gentlemen but I would advise against letting them buy you a beer...shots, yes, beers, no...you might give them the wrong impression! If you must go, I 'd suggest you go around to the back of the building. Watch for falling shingles and you DO know what poison ivy looks like don't ya?
sure ya do.
oh yea...don't wear open toed shoes....the floor is a bit sticky, well, unless you go there on the solstice and then it is pretty tolerable.
Leenie...you know this place? Trust me...Sherry and Janice and Debkay and Hazel will do just fine...I am a bit worried about the Chickster, although, perhaps she might get real inspired and write a famous riddle on a cocktail napkin....oh wait...they don't HAVE any.
Chickadee, sweetie...you should come for dinner...Debkay and Hazel sent me a package of instant grits....no kidding....I think they are cheese flavored!!!!

....but was IS a grit?
Love you guys and thanks for the prayers and well wishes. Debkay, I have arranged for you to be called!
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