because i'm a blonde....

  • An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.*****

    *He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.* *After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'*

    *The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    *'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:*
    * 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.*
    * 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.*
    * 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.*
    * 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.*
    * 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    *
    *'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
    *
    *The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,*
    *'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'*
  • Lol. I'm naturally blonde, but I don't take a offense to blonde jokes. Most of them are pretty funny. I do take offense to people that treat me like I'm stupid because I'm blonde though.
  • lol!!!
  • Lol!
  • Another true blonde here ( I am a Finn after all) Loved it!!!

    Quote: I do take offense to people that treat me like I'm stupid because I'm blonde though.
    I hear ya, plus I have a slight accent, which makes it even worse at times