-Why am I losing weight so quickly?

-I blinked and I was at goal!

-Rant - Why is it so hard to find clothing in smaller sizes?

-I can't remember the last time I had a craving - what's wrong with me?

-Help! Stress makes my appetite disappear!

-I am living proof that it's possible to lose weight during PMS!

-I gave up chocolate for Lent, and now I can't stand the sight of it!

-Waaa! People hate me because I'm thin and beautiful!

-Unwanted weight loss over vacation - what to do to put the pounds back on?

-How in the world am I going to eat all of my allotted calories today?

-It's so annoying having to pass all those slow pokes on the bike path!

Those are just a few I can think of that I wish I could write! Blurp.

Ha! Thanks for a good laugh!

Hahaha!!! Made my breakfast for sure!

"All I seem to crave these days are broccoli, green salads, and fresh fruit"
"Had to throw birthday cake away because it was moldy"
"My butt's so tiny I keep falling in while peeing!"
"Sometimes I just forget to eat. Anyone else?"

Those are some good ones! It's either laugh or cry, right?

These are all great.

How about:

I keep forgetting to eat!
Kale: tastier than a cookie!

I had another woosh this week!

It's become so easy to find pants that for properly!

My size 6s are getting baggy!

I never want pasta or potatoes anymore!

It's so easy to put away the chips after just a few bites!

Bought Girl Scout Kale Chips Today

How about -

-Who knew? Lettuce wraps are actually tastier than burritos!

Kind of embarrassed; my nephew can put his arms around me twice!

What a fun thread, Guac!

This really made me laugh! How about - How can I get people from constantly asking about my buff arms.

How about: Getting worried - too many whooshes? Or, Oh no! Where'd my stretch marks go?

I'm laughing with tears in my eyes right now!! You guys are funny

How can I keep my husbands hands off of me?

HELP! I can't find pants small enough

Anyone else have a problem enjoying ice cream?

I am spending soooo much having my clothes taken in

I wish they made smaller portions at (insert favorite restaurant here)

"I Woke Up this Morning and - Where's My Extra Weight?"