1) That 30 extra minutes of sleep will make you smarter--and sweeter--for the whole day.
2)Buying another pair of shoes will stimulate the economy.
3) Frozen waffles stack better than homemade.
4) Because as Scarlet O'Hara once said, "Tomorrow is another day."
5) Carrot cake counts as a vegetable.
6) And while on the subject of health food, brownies contain three out of the five major food groups--eggs, oil and flour. Not too shabby!
7) That dust under the carpet makes it softer underfoot.
8) Sometimes cuddling with your child is more important than making dinner from scratch.
9) Gossip keeps you on top of current events.
10) Playing with your kids is just as good as a workout--and more fun.
11) Let's face it: You'll be the household hero if you let them order pizza tonight.
12) Consider those marathon phone chats with your friend across the country a way of boosting your stock in the telephone company.
13) Hey, if everybody paid their bills on time, all those bill collectors would be out of a job.
14) So you need a catnap. Rip Van Winkle slept for a hundred years, and his life story is considered a literary classic.
15) You pup will worship you no matter what.
16) Ordering Chinese food exposes the kids to a different culture.
17) Your in-lawas had no trouble eating Sunday dinner without you before yu married their son.
18) Watching Leave It To Beaver on TV Land in the afternoon is like a crash course in cultural anthropology.
19) People can be very forgiving. Look at Julia Roberts--she broke up a marriage, and she's still Hollywoods's sweetheart.
20) J.Lo's bringing back the booty, so why should yo sweat yours?
21) Studies say successful multitasking is a myth. (And by the way, so is having a clean kitchen floor when you have kids.)
22) Besides, Mom was right--you can only do one thing at a time and do it well.
23) Relax...the dirty laundry won't be any dirtier tomorrow.
24) Because sometimes doing nothing at all can give you a whole new perspective on life.
25) Isn't bed-head "in" again?
I got this list from First magazine and thought I'd share it with you all for a bit of laughter.
~Kelly~
