On Valentines Day I went to pick up something from a person as part of my job. She gave me a large brownie shaped like a heart. The day before I told her I was on this diet so she new. She said the brownie was organic and most likely did not have carbs she thought (this is a person with a PHD )
I said thanks and drove off. I took the brownie (red bow and all) and tossed it out the window of my car. A truck ran over it and smashed it. I worried that she would see it (without the bow it looked like some road kill but the bow was on it) or get arrested for littering.
