my funny(ish) "poem" about pounds,kilos,stone

  • So here's the deal. I quite like writing silly/funny(ish) "poems" about stuff and I thought since I am on a loss-mission I might write about it.
    I live in a country where we measure by kilos, have lived in the UK -stone and everybody here is using pounds so I came up with an ode to the 3 of them.
    Forgive any mistakes as I am not a native speaker. I hope I can make you smile .


    When I think about my weight I say I am 17 stones
    Just some stones and a few bones
    That doesn’t sound an awful lot
    Hey, I’m skinnier than I thought

    But it’s kilos when I count to lose
    43, now that’s a number I can use
    95, of you I dare not speak
    Not even at the scale to peek

    Yet when I finish I will count in pounds
    95 - I like the way it sounds
    Just think how amazing I can be
    Wearing my bikini by the sea!

    6 stone it’s time to toss
    95 pounds - oh what a loss
    43 kilos no longer here
    Soon it’ll be time to cheer!

    Some words of wisdom must be said
    Always, always plan ahead
    Love thyself at any weight
    Every day a clean slate
    Exercise, be fit and strong
    I’m warning you - I intend to wear a thong!
  • I love this!! Thanks for sharing it.
  • That's clever, Kitcherella! I like it.
  • That is great! I love it. Thanks for sharing.
  • too funny. clever, and good to keep a sense of humor about the whole thing! weighty issue that it is!
  • Thank you Beverlyjoy - you might as well enjoy!
    Thank you Riddy - Does that rhyme with tidy or giddy?
    Thank you Lindy87 - hope we all find our little heaven
    Thank you Dragonwoman64 - I find that humor opens every door

    Seriously, thank you
  • Wonderful! You're gonna make it with that attitude!

    Lin
  • Very funny! Love the "thong" line. Thanks for sharing.
  • Thank you linJber - positive attitude, walking on air
    Thank you Italiannie - your picture is so funny