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Originally Posted by Xan
You could be an action hero, then. Think of it -- a series! Mad Scientist in the Kitchen.
You're a very generous Mad Scientist too, so I know you'll share
Ooh action hero, you know that means I'm entitled to a shiny, form-fitting lycra bodysuit under my lab coat (I choose teal - my favorite color).
Doesn't the fact that I would enjoy wearing a shiny, form-fitting, teal lycra bodysuit at my size, make me ineligible for action hero? I kind of think it does, but that's ok, it works either way... action hero or super villain....."Try my tasty, low-calorie concoctions, or I will remove my labcoat.... and dance so that my jiggliness will disturb and frighten you, Waaarrrrghh Haarrrghh Haarrgh (my interpretation of an evil laugh).