I'm from Boston, am coping with having turned 30 a few weeks ago, have an awesome accent, love hockey more than almost anything and STILL can't believe the Bruins won the Cup during my lifetime, have a 17 year old diabetic cat, love the beach, rollerblading (for those of you who don't like the genericized trademark infringement, it's "inline skating", I guess!), and tend to be a sarcastic jerk from time to time.

Sooo, let's see... I'm 319 pounds, and in my adult life, the lowest I've been is about 170, when I was hippy, but happy (not to be confused with being a happy hippie, like Janice from the Muppets). I have absolutely reached the point of self hatred and feeling totally inadequate because of my weight, so I really need to do something. It's not just to look good, but to feel better (at 319, you feel like absolute crap unless you're like 7 feet tall, and I refuse to believe anyone who says otherwise), and because I need to play hockey again. I've made some half-hearted attempts to change things over the years, but I figure this whole forum thing will give me a feeling of accountability.
After high school, I was 170-180, went up to about 200 and stayed right around there until I got this boyfriend, we got comfortable, moved in together, and BAM! There it was: another 40 pounds before I even knew it. Then another 20. Then we broke up after six years. Then another 40 crept on. I've been back and forth from like 305-320 in the past few months; It seems like I behave for a while, and then end up REALLY screwing things up. It's not a "I've been good, so I'll reward myself with this sundae" kind of thing; more like, "oh my god, I'm starving, and if I order a pizza, I'll get three meals out of it!", or I'll get a craving for something and then totally overdo it and feel completely, horribly, guilty within seconds of finishing whatever it was... and then I'll end up skipping the gym, which is obviously *not* a good thing. So, back to the gym this week to get the ball rolling again.
So, from here on in, I need to get moving and really mean it this time. I'm not the cutesy-touchy-feely-come-on-you-can-do-it type -- I've always done my own thing, but apparently it hasn't served me well yet -- I guess I need whatever motivation I can get, right?


YOU CAN DO...er...GET TO IT! 
But, I do know what you mean. It's not going to happen overnight, of course, but you put your mind to it and it'll get done!