So it's no secret that I've been struggling lately. I had a patient tell me about a clinic in the building where I work that offers injections of the substance-that-shall-not-be-named. Anyway, you pair those injections with a 500 calorie diet and lose weight.

Only it costs a lot of money. And I am as cheap as they come.

But then I realized that, due to my profession, I have access to liters and liter of.....ummm....urine samples, provided by pregnant women. Those liters are chock-full of the hormone-that-must-not-be-named. And I totally know how to give injections!!!

So, does anyone know how I can extract the hormone-which-must-not-be-named from pee so I can inject it and eat 500 calories and lose weight? I'm pretty desperate here......


















































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Happy April Fools Day, Peeps!!!

Hahaha, you got me! I was seriously concerned for you!

Yowsers, got me, too! I thought, HUH??

You had me.

I was thinking wildly to myself: "Midwife has always seemed an intelligent, rational person ... not the type to tie off her arm & mainline pee through a hypodermic ... how on earth do I couch my reply in extremely diplomatic terms when what I really want to say is: 'What have you done with the real Midwife's brain?'"

You had me going for a minute too...i was like, is she insane??? haha Good April Fool's!!

I was all 'why would anyone want to inject pee into their arm!?'

Also:

No way! You so didn't fool me! Good one though, I still got a great laugh!

Now there's an image!!! Funny! And I would have LOVED to see your diplomatic reply!!!

that was great, man I felt sorry for you while reading it!

umm April Fools anyone lol???

I was going to advise that you just drink it...

Ew!!

Good one, Midwife! My first and only fool of the day!

Wow, you had me worried!

Didn't even know yesterday was April Fool's Day (not one we celebrate in this house). Think I should get my head out of my *ss and lighten up a bit.

And you totally got me. My eyes got wider and wider as I read on thinking OMG what's gotten into her. Injecting pee? Really?

on me!

Dagmar

Got Me.