Sunday ** SNORK ** - a poem to Canada

  • It's time to reflect on what a truly Canadian winter is all about

    WINTER POEM

    It's winter in Canada!
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At thirty-five below.

    Oh, how I love Canada
    When the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Canada
    I'm froze to the friggin' ground!
  • That's great!
  • That about sums it up!
  • hmm..i obviously havent experienced a real winter then..cause ive never seen snow up to my butt..maybe its cause im too tall? or maybe i need to go to Ontario in the winter sometime?
  • LOL...wow. On a side note, it's cold here in Georgia today. WTF!?!?!?
  • Lol