Dear TOM . . .

  • you annoy me.

    Not only do I have to deal with cravings from changing my eating habits, but you throw some in there too . . . thanks, I needed the extra challenge, really.

    Ohh, and I appreciate you putting on a few extra pounds for me to losoe every month . . . that really helps to make sure they stay off having that hurdle thrown in there, very helpful to make sure I don't slack on my exercise . . . having to loose 13 lbs just to make the scale drop by 10 - you're AWESOME.

    Did I mention to mood swings are FANTASTIC fun too?

    That is all, and you still annoy me

    Not to be sarcastic or anything . . .
  • Is that a petition that I can sign?
    Very nice letter ~
  • I am writing a nasty letter to TOM too. I have been bloated and crampy for 12 days. I have TOM issues I need to see a doctor about, but just haven't done so. Anyway, I understand just how annoying TOM is.