Me: In your guy mind, how many pounds do you think I need to lose before you see my body as perfect for you? (DISCLAIMER: I know this is a ridiculous question with NO reasonable way to answer appropriately or accurately given muscle vs fat and differences in individual bodies, but it was just fun to ask)
Boyfriend: You are perfect.
Me: Shush. Answer the question.
Boyfriend: Well, babe, I think you just have 3 main problem areas.
Me: Oh, I know.
Boyfriend: What are they?
Me: My top, my middle, and my bottom!
Boyfriend and Me: Hysterical laughter.
(3 true problem areas: stomach, arms, butt)



