**SNORK** for Wanton Wednesday

  • Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
    shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

    Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down
    and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the
    bar drinking a glass of wine.

    "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
    letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was
    sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

    I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
    He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
    perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.............On the
    bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the
    bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

    So here I am.
  • Love it!!!
  • OMG! I love it!!!!
  • I'm stealing this and sending it to my email buddies!!
  • thanks Ruth I shared it with a coworker. We were just talking about her husband and I knew she would appreciate it.
  • This made me giggle out loud!
  • Great laugh thank you.

    It prompts me to share my own hubby story from today that also had me really laughing out loud. TMI alert - I came in to our bathroom to get ready for cycling class and found him at his sink... wearing his exercise shirt, socks and sneakers. That was all he was wearing. I really, really found that look very funny for some reason. It was hard to brush my own teeth I was laughing so hard.
  • Ruth that is too funny.

    Karen that is funny!!!

    Tammie
  • LOL

    Karen, yours might be funnier!!!