Here here! Also loved the title

When I first gained and lost weight, I went from 150 to 135 (which I know should not seem like such a drastic thing worth stretch-mark-bragging rights) and I kid you not, as I lost the weight I got dark, dark red fat, thick stretch marks on the tops of my thighs from my waist down all the way down to a little past my knees. People (and myself!) were completely shocked, some were so red and stretched they began to tear and bleed. Plus they were on my arms, hips, breasts - whole nine yards. I wore 3/4 sleeves and jeans all summer (even short sleeve shirts show my marks). They're getting a lot better and are definitely more pink than red - but as I get closer to getting back down to my ideal weight, I'm getting so nervous that they'll find me again and come back for an attack.
ETA: That's also my argument for all of the people who say Depo doesn't make you gain weight!! I gained it so fast after starting depo, my body couldn't even keep up. It was awful.