What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts

What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

OK maybe I'm a child, but the exorcist one really cracked me up!

I thought they were hillarious! lol

Too Funny Ruth! Happy Halloween to you.

These are cute! I'll have to remember them for the grandkids.

Loved 'em! Thanks!