Help can someone solve my hair problem please I think there must be a thing everyone knows about except me as everytime I go out of the house my hair goes mad and all over the place what can I do? I need help!

from
worried of cumbria.

Dear Worried.......

I have the solution to your problem; Help the Aged sell those little plastic bonnets in a range of colours and designs

Want me to get you one next time I'm passing the shop ???






Janey xx

Dear Auntie Janey

Your advice stinks I wont be reading your agony column again! I can not wear those bonnets I am a youthful energetic person of 33.

from
worried of cumbria

Dearest Veggie
I think it must be the atmospheric conditions due to the area in which you live. Either that or falling through an edge backwards after a prolonged visit to Wetherspoons.
Best wishes
TQ

As if I ever go to wetherspoons!

Whats an edge anyway is that yorkie for hedge We talk proper here!

Dearest Veggie,

I too have unmanageable hair, if one of these aunties of ours come up with a magic answer I may one day make it to my destination without looking like I haven't brushed my hair in weeks.

I can spend hours, stlying, teasing and making it look lovely to step outside on a clear still day and to be caught by only the slighest gentlest wind and the whole thing flops.

Have been growing my hair for 2 years and am seriously considering shaving it all off to counter act the problem

Please help, I've tried gels, mouuse, styling gel, waxes, you name it. Please save me from the clippers, I'm sick of ponytails

Yours
Frantic From Falkirk

Yummmm, Wetherspoons.

Boozy of Barnstaple

OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY HAIR AFTER BEING BY THE BEACH

Washed mine this morning and didn't blow it dry so we all wavey and fuzzy, then I got in a freak heavy rain shower and then blown dry by a gale froce wind as I walked to the office. Gorgorous - those supermodels have nothing on me.

Tomorrow - back to the wax and the ponytail I fear.

dear worried from cumbria and frantic from falkirk

in my eagerness to respond to your hair problems it seems I may have advised you incorrectly when I suggested those little plastic bonnets (which are now quite modern I hear, blue polka dots 'n all).

However, I DO now have the perfect solution. I saw it on TV last week and straight away thought of you 2. The 'BET GILROY WIG' is soooo much more glamorous than any of those bonnet things - and it covers a multitude of sins/bad hair moments.

Don't fret, I've already ordered them - 2 for the price of one offer was just too good to miss



Janey

ROFL!!!!!