A Good Military Laugh - "The Farm Kid"

  • >FARM KID
    (NOW AT Parris Island MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)


    Dear Ma and Pa,

    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
    Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile Tell them to join up
    quick before all of the places are filled.

    I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly
    6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late Tell Walt and Elmer all you
    do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to
    slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically
    nothing.


    Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
    etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie
    and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the
    two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you
    until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't
    walk much.


    We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long
    walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him
    different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then
    the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

    The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain
    is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown.
    They don't bother you none.

    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting
    medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a
    chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett
    boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it.
    You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get
    to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they
    break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm
    about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in
    Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but
    I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other
    fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.


    Your loving daughter,
    Alice
  • Loved it.
  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I was sooo not expecting it to end like that!! HAHAH!!!
  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALICE

    That was great!
  • That was awesome lol
  • Copied, Printed and Ready to share at work. Thanx.
  • lol. What a great prespective