Ok,THE TWIST IS IT HAS TO ALSO BE ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS ALSO,So Please help write a Rhyming Valentines Day "WEIGHT LOSS" Poem.

For fun! (write one line then let someone else do it then feel free to jump in again~please try to end lines with reasonbale words People can make a rhyme with!!! THANKS! )

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN WITH THIS:
Ok I will start:


My love for you is Oh so true

Chocolate, candy, ice cream and chips,
Alas, it goes right to my hips.

So on my treadmill I must stay,

To work off 20 lbs that I gained in one day

The ice cream was creamy
The chocolate so dreamy

The next thing I knew
The whole pint was through

let the treadmill begin
all over again

Its hard to be sane in days of rain

My little black dress would have him down on one knee,
Now I can't zip it up if I want to still breathe.

I wanted to wear something frilly and light,
But instead chose tan grannies to hide cellulite.

My body is decreasing I have to say


(hahahahaha)
I just woke up ~ how funny is this!!!

For this I am happy today
Hips gone hooray

But, so is my chest,
'Tis the price I must pay

Ordered a pair thru the mail
They'll be here today

Then when he sees my chest,
He won't even notice the rest