> >
> >All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small
> >cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! he called into the mouth of the cave...
> >
> >then he listened very closely, till he heard an answering, "Wooooo
Wooooo
> >Wooooo!" He tore off all his clothes & ran into the cave.
> >
> >The hillbilly was puzzled, & asked the other Indian what on earth that
was
> >all about? Was that other Indian crazy
> >or what?
> >
> >"No",said the other Indian.
> >
> >"It our custom during mating season, when Indian man see cave, he
holler
> >"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! into opening."
> >
> >"If he get answer back, it mean there woman in cave, waiting to mate
with
> >him."
> >
> >Just then, they came upon another cave. The Indian ran to the opening,
> >yelled "Wooooo Wooooo Wooooo! Immediately
> >from inside the cave came the answer,"Wooooo Wooooo Wooooo. Indian tore
off
> >all his clothes & ran inside cave.
> >
> >Hillbilly wandered around the woods alone, pondering what he'd seen.
Just
> >then, he came upon a great big cave.
> >
> >As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
> >thinking,"Ho Man!,look at the size of this cave!! Its alot bigger than
the
> >caves the Indians found."
> >
> >"There must be some really big fine women in this cave!"
> >
> >He stood in front of the opening & hollered with all his might,"Wooooo
> >Wooooo Wooooo! He grinned & closed his eyes in anticipation, and
> >then.......
> >
> >He heard the answering call, "W000000000! W000000000!
> >W000000000!
> >
> >With a gleam in his eyes & a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> >tearing off all his clothes, as he ran....
> >
> >The following day, newspaper headlines read;
> >
> >"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
