"Eat, eat! No one likes a skinny Santa!"
Quotes from my favorite Christmas special aside, I kind of dig the Palm Centro commercials that are running this season with Claus (can't do the accent on the 'u' here) - the skinny guy with the short hair and beard. He is kind of funky. "I used to keep this long sheet of parchment for my list, now it all fits right here" or something like that.
