"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**!

What if you gave her a thousand dollars?

Gary, I love this! Great!

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing I'd have to move all my stuff out of the closet to make room for her new clothes.

Lol!

I always keep a big shovel handy..........just in case.

Almost more hilarious than the OP.