Is Coming To Town 
And
HE is carrying around an extra 5 pounds of
"gifts" (aka un-wanted baggage
) that
HE doesn't need 
Last year at this time, the day after
THANKSGIVING
HE checked in on the
beast
at 171.0 
This morning
sad Santa
jumped off the
beast
faster than
Rudolph goes coast to coast on Christmas EveYep, this
sad Santa
has gained 4 pounds since last Christmas....dang!
Checking in this morning at 175.0
proves once again that this
Santa's weight
does not! go down with the stock market
.....go figure.Bottom line....
Rudolph is just flat
tired of hauling Santa's extra "gift" around.After a little
discussion in my own mind....now that can be
scary....this
SANTA has received the OK from his little
elves
to.....
get the shovel out...
GUARANTEE A 5 POUND WEIGHT LOSS FOR CHRISTMAS 
So here WE go....bringing the TEAM back for the Christmas rush for a 5 Pound Guarantee Loss... you have the
ELVES word on it!This guarantee is going to make
Mrs. Claus very
happy 
And this SANTA just might have a little
cheer on Christmas DaySo what do you say? Are you going to join TEAM
RUDOLPH
and lose that 5 pound extra
package you have been carrying around?


Hope your mom was better for Thanksgiving. Get that homework done, enjoy the days off.
:
but I will do it anyway. 