I read this tip in last month's viz and it comes back to me every time i see a documentary about 'the obesity epidemic' on tv, or anything involving gillian mckeith, which mostly seems to involve sneakily filming random fat peoples' bellies and bums on the street:
FATTIES. Avoid your torso being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem by always wearing a T-shirt with 'All Newsreaders are C**ts' written on it. - J Thorn


It's true. I would die if I saw my fat bum on the telly without permission (not that I would ever give it) x