~My Spell Checker~

  • Owed to the Spell Checker

    I have a spelling checker -
    It came with my PC
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
    Eye ran this poem threw it
    Your sure reel glad two no.
    Its vary polished in it's weigh
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a bless sing,
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when aye rime.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud.
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaws are knot aloud.
    And now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    Their are know faults with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed to bee a joule
    The checker poured o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.
    That's why aye brake in two averse
    By righting wants too pleas.
    Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
    Such soft wear for pea seas!
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