This should probably be headed "Confessions of a shopaholic", but yeah. Not addicted to supermarket shopping that's for sure.
So I entered the supermarket, and started throwing things in the trolley. I had to be more flexible than usual this week - cauliflower had shot up in price and they looked foul. Spinach on the other hand looked great. Got through the fruit and vege section and got to the specials. Cheese is on special and so are potato chips. These are huge trigger foods for me. I hesitate for a second, then keep going. Yay me!
The next three aisles are the junk food aisle that I avoid - chips, sweets and biscuits - except they've rearranged the supermarket and the junk food is now found in the middle aisles. Don't you hate it when they do that.
I get to the meat. Chicken breasts are on special, so I'm trying to find a packet that doesn't look like it's large enough to feed a small army. A kid in a trolley looks straight at me and says "Hey lady, I've got a lollipop and you don't". His mother jumps in and tells him that I probably don't want a lollipop and if he spoke to anyone like that again, there'd be trouble. I was actually quite amused, but having a giggle at that time probably wouldn't be best.
I'm looking for toilet cleaner. Did I mention they've rearranged the supermarket? I'm wandering up and down the aisles without success. I do find oven cleaner, however - I've never found that at that supermarket before. Eventually, I find the toilet cleaner - under a sign that says "air fresheners". Seems so logical really - when I see a sign for air freshener, I immediately expect to find loo cleaner!
Checkout time. I'm looking at the person ahead of me's order and feeling smug. She's a skinny little thing and it's all rubbish food. No fruit, no veg. Of course, she may buy that elsewhere, but the food she had bought was absolute rubbish.
I go through the checkout and get the usual question about the fruit and veg - checkout person holding up something and asking what it was. Today it was carrots. Seriously, who doesn't know what a carrot looks like? There are moments I despair.
Leaving the supermarket, I end up playing dodgems with lollipop boy and his mother again. And we're done. $94 and one hour later and I live to shop another day - preferably not for a few days yet!


