I was doing some fall cleaning early in the week and came across this little book called "101 Fast & Funny Food Jokes". Some of them are pretty corny (no pun intended); but some are kinda cute. I thought I'd share a few of them with you, as I think kids would really like them too ...
1 -- What kind of food luvs money? ... A DOUGH-nut!
2 -- What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
... You are DILL-icious!
3 -- What kind of jokes do veggies like best?
... CORNEY ones, of course!
4 -- What is a vampire's favorite snack?
... NECK-tarines!
5 -- What is a witch's favorite dish? ... GHOULASH!
6 -- Why won't vampires eat Sirloins or T-bones?
... cuz they want to stay away from any STAKES!
7 -- What are special days at Foodland?
... FRYDAYS and SUNDAES!
8 -- How does a hungry man eat a hot dog?
... With RELISH!
9 -- How would you recognize a vampire in the meat market?
... He's the one with the CAPE-ON?
10 -- How does a turkey eat a hamburger?
... He gobbles it!
11 -- How do you make a raspberry swirl?
... Send it to ballet school!
12 -- What kind of fruit is on a nickel? ... A date!
13 -- Why did the audience throw eggs at the bad actor? ... Cuz hams and eggs go well together!
14 -- Why did the donut shop close up early?
... Cuz it was tired of the HOLE business!
15 -- Which food makes the best music? ... The BEET!
16 -- Why do so many people like hamburger joints?
... Cuz it's a great MEATING place!
17 -- Why wouldn't the lemon loan the orange any money? ... He didn't want their friendship to sour!
18 -- Which comedian would make a terrible cook?
... George BURNS!
19 -- Why is a pizza joint the best business?
... Cuz you can make lots of DOUGH!
20-- Why did the jelly roll?
... Cuz he was in love with Apple Turnover!
21 -- Which president loved hot dogs?
... Franklin D. ROLLS-evelt!
22 -- Where do hamburgers like to dance?
... At a MEAT-BALL!
23 -- Why do chefs have to be tough?
... To MASH the potatoes, WHIP the cream, and BEAT the eggs!
24 -- What kind of foods stick together?
... Staple Foods!
25 -- What has a thousand ears, but can't hear a thing?
... A cornfield!
26 -- What happened to the cat when he ate a lemon?
... He became a SOUR-PUSS!
27 -- Who has a corner on the spice market?
... Rosemary, Sage, and Thyme!
28 -- Which foods are best for young people?
... PRO-TEENS!
29 -- Which foods get to go to the best schools?
... Grade "A" Foods!
30 -- Spinach made Popeye's arms strong, but what made his knees weak? ... Olive OIL, of course!
