Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several
glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal
bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife Laura about the urinal. "Just
think, "he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal, too.
But I wouldn't do anything that self-indulgent!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the
fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your saxophone!"
Good one!
