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    shelby897's Avatarshelby897 , 07-07-2007 12:04 AM
    Not that I don't absolutely LOVE it here -- but where would you like to be some day (must be fictional name!!) --

    Headline -- Tall, thin super mom climbs Everest for the fourth time!!
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    LisaMarie71's AvatarLisaMarie71 , 07-07-2007 11:24 AM
    Everest!! Wow!!

    I could go for "Former Fattie Flies through her Fifth Marathon!!!"
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    Slashnl's AvatarSlashnl , 07-07-2007 11:59 AM
    "Previous lard butt seen running 10 miles per day!!"
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    sockmonkey70's Avatarsockmonkey70 , 07-07-2007 12:22 PM
    "Ex-Chubber lands Victoria's Secret Cover" LOL
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    Pita09's AvatarPita09 , 07-07-2007 02:29 PM
    "From flab to fab, this unknown beauty has just been casted to play leading lady in the in the upcoming romantic comedy "Stranded" staring the very sexy Matthew McConaughey"

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    shelby897's Avatarshelby897 , 07-07-2007 05:19 PM
    Okay here's one for everybody --

    "Members of 3 Fat Chicks website hit the 1 Million pounds lost mark and make the Guinness Book of World Records".
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    Trazey34's AvatarTrazey34 , 07-07-2007 06:42 PM
    McDonald's Stock plummets unexplicably...future uncertain!!! heheheh
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    ubergirl's Avatarubergirl , 07-07-2007 07:18 PM
    Terrific Author Looks Great on TV!
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    LisaMarie71's AvatarLisaMarie71 , 07-07-2007 07:21 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Trazey34
    McDonald's Stock plummets unexplicably...future uncertain!!! heheheh
    Good one!

    How about this? "Lane Bryant Out of Business as Hordes of Women Get in Shape and No Longer Have Only One Option in Shopping Malls! Women Actually Turn to Stores Where They Aren't Forced to Buy Overpriced Low-Quality Clothes!!"

    Sorry...I just got really sick of paying too much money for their crappy clothes over the years... I'm glad they were there, of course, because I had no other option except the old-lady plus-size stuff in department stores. LB knows we have no other option, so they charge an arm and a leg for clothes that aren't even well made.
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    Charbar's AvatarCharbar , 07-07-2007 07:31 PM
    these are really creative ladies... keep them coming!
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    Trazey34's AvatarTrazey34 , 07-07-2007 07:55 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by LisaMarie71
    How about this? "Lane Bryant Out of Business as Hordes of Women Get in Shape and No Longer Have Only One Option in Shopping Malls! Women Actually Turn to Stores Where They Aren't Forced to Buy Overpriced Low-Quality Clothes!!"
    awesome one!! I'm so sick of having 2 stores in my town to buy clothes! and paying $30 for a plain t-shirt is robbery!!
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    phantastica's Avatarphantastica , 07-07-2007 08:05 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by LisaMarie71
    Sorry...I just got really sick of paying too much money for their crappy clothes over the years... I'm glad they were there, of course, because I had no other option except the old-lady plus-size stuff in department stores. LB knows we have no other option, so they charge an arm and a leg for clothes that aren't even well made.
    Yes, yes, yes! I hate this, too. I find a lot of cute plus-sized clothes at Marshall's, but they never have a wide selection of bras, underwear, or cute lingerie. I noticed that today and groaned when I realized I'd have to go to LB for that.
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    murphmitch's Avatarmurphmitch , 07-07-2007 08:18 PM
    Woman Invents Weight Loss Miracle Cure-Take One at Bedtime and Wake Up to a New You!
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    shelby897's Avatarshelby897 , 07-07-2007 11:19 PM
    On that note --
    "Lane Bryant stock bought out by 3FC Subscribers and clothing prices drop to affordable levels for all their friends!!!"

    Available immediately -- sizes 1x and up available everywhere at the SAME PRICE as a size 0!!!!
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    lalique's Avatarlalique , 07-07-2007 11:41 PM
    Former fatty, turned drop-dead gorgeous lands man of her dreams, and lives happily ever after...


    Sorry, its the best I could come up with. Its the only thing I dream about.
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