This is funny
http://www.ryanavery.com/musick/game.htm
Here are the lyrics
[60 Cent]
Yeah
I'm gettin' fat
Uh huh
Looking up I was confused, "McDonald's makin' me fat?
Confused, yet I'm hungry, I'm craving a Big Mac
Eatin' there for years, I dig McDonald's like a artifact
My latest doctor used to say, watch, watch out for heart attacks!
I want to eat food but man I eat junk
McFlurries on my mind, at breakfast and lunch
People say I eat too fast and one day that I'll choke
But I don't know about that, cuz when I snack
I gargle with Coke
Toss and turn in my sleep at night
I go to McDonalds just for a late night bite
Different day same thing ain't nothing new on my mind
I get some nuggets and barbeque with some mustard on the side
[Chorus] 2X
[60 Cent]
I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat
And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts
[Lame]
I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t.
and while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!
S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Supersize!
[Lame]
On the grille there's a grease fire
Buns on both side
Cholesterol is much higher, now I'm craving pies
Cherry or the apples ones
I order both, now I'm the true meaning of Supersized!
10G's can buy 10 thousands double cheeseburgers
Believe me homey I know exactly what beef costs
At McDonalds give me the wrong bag ya'll in trouble
Now I want my meal free and ya manager on the double
My clothes are tight like jar lids
Been snackin since my moms, got me happy meals back when I was a kid
That's 10 years
I told Ronald McDonald in 95
Don't let them mess with da red fro...that thing is hot
Told Grimace when I met him Imma a ride
And if I gotta die, rather golden fries
I ain't have 50 cent for the larger size
Now I'm going through litigation with McDonald ya'll
See how grease fly?
[Chorus] 2X
[60 Cent]
I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat
And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts
[Lame]
I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t.
and while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!
[60 Cent]
From the beginning to the end
Losers lose, winners win
Mickeydees you ain't gotta pretend
That the food y'all servin'
Is stretchin out all my Haines
Enough of my babble now listen to Lame
[Lame]
Used to see lil' kids laugh and smile at the playground
Now they're too busy with all their food, and they've clamed down
McDonald's happy cuz their food pays all the rent
And got green like Shamrocks shakes with the hint of mint
McGriddles will ruin your day, from the aroma
Thinking how can one sandwich put a brother in a coma?
And they say it's harmless
While people blow up, and got the homeless scared to eat out the garbage
I wanna know what's going on each and everyday
The salads
They got more fat than Big and Tasty's
Whenever I'm in the line
And feel this way
I think what if I just would have went to Subway
Like Jared said...
[Chorus] 2X
[60 Cent]
I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat
And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts
[Lame]
I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t.
but while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!
