Current mood: full
I've had my hands on a big bar of chocolate today and it got the old brain cells ticking. I love chocolate as do an awful lot of other people, I was wondering if I was the only one who just can't get enough of the stuff. The more I have, the more I want and from the looks of the results I found I'm not alone and I decided to share these words of wisdom discovered while searching for answers.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
MAY NOT HELP US BUT I LAUGHED!!!!
I've found that since I switched from milk chocolate to dark chocolate, eating it doesn't bring on hard core cravings, and alot less gives me the same amount of satisfaction.
