Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
Double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
Complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
Hadn't paid For them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
Stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told
ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
Themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
Up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
Guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
That's a good one, L.C.! At first I thought you were serious, because I remember you talking about getting new windows put in. 
