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  • air conditioning aka a climate controlled habitat for management in my world. or at least is what my husband called it when he would see management out on the shop floor at work. or in his more exacting words " who forgot to lock the doors on the climate controlled habitat."
  • Hi--I hope everybody has been having a good weekend. We looked out this morning and we have a mama fox and 4 babies!! They are so cute! I just hope they make it OK between Eagles and cars!! I have had a good time watching them in between packing boxes and stuff. Just wanted to share.


  • Love the pictures KAREN!! Way cool!

    mrsaugie it almost got hot here today...almost...83 in the house and 89 in the late afternoon sun....

    swear! I thought it was always 75 degrees here....dang
  • What's A/C? Hahaha.. you just jinxed yourself Gary... because of that, today's weather is proof of that. 83 and 89. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Gonna be, and probably was today, in the 90's.....me and my big mouth....dang....
  • Just finished watching the Miss USA pageant. Miss California got 1st runner up...my step-d played softball with her and my son coached her when she was in high school track.
  • We have A/C at work.
    It has 2 settings: freezing or roasting.
    It does its own thing, without any reference to what you set the (alleged) thermostat to.
    We never know what it is going to be, so we tend to bring a rather interesting variety of clothing to cover all bases.
    it basically sucks.

    Karen, those foxes are awesome.
    Are they reds or greys?
  • Mom is red but they look pretty dark. I don't know much about them, they may change as they get older. I've been watching them and they keep pusing each other off the "hump" of dirt outside their burrow. There are actually 5 babies----seems like a big litter to me.
  • Love the pictures, Karen. I'm not a huge fan of the foxes around our neck of the woods because when they started hanging around, we no longer hear or see the wild pheasants.
  • INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate

    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support )
  • OR....

    you could just say..."Babe, if you vacumm the house for me I will cook you (fill in blank of favorite food)...and if I see flowers coming into the house you might get lucky!"
  • the only problem that i have with that one Gary is that i can count on one hand (and still have fingers left over) the number of times DH has bought me flowers. ( and he knnows better any way.) if you cannot figure it out just use your imagination.
  • Here ya go Mrs. A!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cG7_jheC8A
  • I found an electric cattle prod was the only way to get 'im to get 'er done.
  • Reason #234 Why not to marry a woman...or women from Wyoming