Pulp Fiction
My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus' wife.
aphil , 09-23-2008 07:37 AM
Juno
Stir the tiles! Read the name!
Dragonslayer
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
The Shawshank Redemption
You can tell me the Russian for "apply your own bloody suntan lotion"
Wifey , 09-23-2008 02:26 PM
The Dark Knight
Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.
10 Things I Hate About You
You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Wifey , 09-23-2008 03:04 PM
The Sandlot
I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.
Beaches
Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
The Princess Bride
"I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life."
mazza , 09-25-2008 01:42 AM
The Matrix
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Wifey , 09-25-2008 09:47 AM
American Beauty
No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
Jerry Maguire
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.
Wifey , 09-26-2008 08:30 AM
Training Day
I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy! Are you so f$*&ing blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna kill me?
murphmitch , 09-22-2008 09:23 PM
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SunshineCA , 09-25-2008 09:01 PM