Yes and I hope to never need it again!

Have you ever longed for a love you knew could not be?

About 30 years ago!

Have you ever drank so much you could not remember what you did and had to hear about it from other?

you talkin' to me?

A couple of times...not near as many as you all may think!

Have you ever broken the law

Yup. speeding.
Have you ever ridden a unicycle?

YES!

when my bicycle lost a wheel....crash.....

Would you be loyal to poor friends if you won the lottery for bazillions?

maybe, if they did not become blood suckers, people change when money is involved.

Have you ever wished you could have your own "wife" that is if you are a wife yourself? (I could use one mt. Laundry needs some attention)

Many times I have asked Angie if I could have a girlfriend....

$5 says you know the answer to that question

Have you ever seen a baby born

Yes, I work in a maternity ward!

Have you ever been arrested?

no!

have you laughed so hard your drink came out of your nose?

maybe?

have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?

Depends...(someone is gonna get this one yet)

Have you ever forgot...even if only for a moment...your dates name?

no (and I get the Depends... very clever sir)

have you ever been on a REALLY creepy date?

nope but I am sure some of my dates have...

Have you ever been afraid on a plane flight....

yes, just once. When I was planning my study abroad trip to Oz I had the feeling something would stop me from going. When I got on the plane I realized only one thing could stop me from going! (arrived safe, had a blast)

have/would you ever go parasailing?

No.
Have you ever walked throught the cemetary at midnight ?