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View Poll Results: Which is worse, being old or fat?
Old, at least there is a possibility of losing fat.
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23.08%
Fat, at least there is no reason to feel compelled to do something about old.
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30.77%
I love both. Now that I'm old who cares if I'm fat, I look like a cow anyway.
1
7.69%
I hate both equally. Oprah says that 50 is the new thirty. I'm throwing away my prime.
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38.46%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll
  • someone figure out a new poll and start a new thread
  • the daily show was very funny, it's a shame you had better things to do. now i'll force myself to do financial stuff.
  • i have done yucky financial stuff. i will now address my car after shifting the wash.
  • i will not burden the new poll-less thread with my borefest