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View Poll Results: Which is worse, being old or fat?
Old, at least there is a possibility of losing fat.
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23.08%
Fat, at least there is no reason to feel compelled to do something about old.
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30.77%
I love both. Now that I'm old who cares if I'm fat, I look like a cow anyway.
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7.69%
I hate both equally. Oprah says that 50 is the new thirty. I'm throwing away my prime.
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38.46%
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  • I like the margarita color
  • I'm thirsty
    martini

    screwdriver

    shirley temple
  • Mike's hard lemonade]
  • [size=4.5]cola

    7up

    coke

    lard[/size]
  • You guys are weird.

    Another huge patch of our kitchen ceiling fell down today.

    I hate my life.

    Kiwi
  • who

    are

    you

    calling

    weird?
  • well, not to name names, but someone on this forum wrote the following: cola 7up coke lard
  • and what is your point?

    Would someone please sit at the puter all today and cheer me on. The realtor is bringing someone to look at this place this afternoon and YOU KNOW it's a mess. Color=fatso


    Ok, here's a cute story about MEEE. I volunteer at ds's school library once a week. An adorable girl who works in there told me she'd miss me and ds's lunches! His lunches? I asked if she was eating his lunches. No, she said, he eats them but he pulls out these wonderful sandwiches with perfect cheese, deli meat, lettuce and whole wheat bread and my friend and I drool. So I told her I'd make her one the next day.

    DS told me they loved the sandwich and the friend said, "Your mom is a genius in the kitchen." Isn't that cute???? My sandwiches are most impressive than I thought. Color=skinny
  • Quote:
    Originally posted by Darling_Peaches
    Would someone please sit at the puter all today and cheer me on.
    Sorry, can't. I'm sick. I'm going to bed. Now, if you had been up all night and asked me to hang around and cheer you up, I could have done that. I didn't sleep a wink.

    Quote:
    Ok, here's a cute story about MEEE. .... the friend said, "Your mom is a genius in the kitchen." Isn't that cute???? My sandwiches are most impressive than I thought.
    How adorable. You are the only person they know who can make a sandwich out of actual food. You should be very proud.

    cough hack cough hack

    Kiwi
  • Damnnnnn. Here it is Saturday and I'm having a day of cleaning up and wearing my fav clothes which is tee shirt and undies when KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK the landlandy is here in the kitchen. Seems she's hired some tractors to go over the property and wanted to let me know. But she's still here and so are they. Can't even pop out the back door in undies anymore. Day is ruined.
  • I think I'm doing pretty good in spite of the fact that I have no support. Kiwi is asleep; Lush is at a soccer game;Wabby is in the garden; Bagz is shopping in the US for new margie ware; and Sugar is doing whatever it is she does at whatever time it is where she is.

    I finally found the vacuum. It was in the fourth place I looked. I considered that a good omen. The house is vacuumed except the bedrooms and I'm doing nothing to ds's bedroom. The laundry is done and the dishes and the floors are visible. The rugs are moved. The cats are hiding. What else should I do???? Where is that List Maker Woman?????
  • If I had known that Peaches was going to be hanging around here in her undies all day, I would have posted sooner. What a sweet sandwich story! No one ever compliments my sandwiches.

    We went for afternoon tea and dinner at some friends, one of whom is dh's ex girlfriend from about 100 years ago. She talks non-stop all the time and squeezes herself into outfits that are two sizes two small. That's why he picked me. She has her own dh now to push around

    Get well soon, Keeeweeee! Nothing serious, I hope.
  • He picked you because your clothes fit??? Is that the secret???? Oh my. Should I lose weight or buy fatter clothes?

    Now, I 'm going to go wash off surfaces in the bathroom.

    Please post more Sugar!!! Tell me about the tea.Was it British? We don't have teas here.
  • I'm here! {cough} Thanks, Sugar, I guess I'll live. I had to miss my nephew's graduation, which I was really looking forward to because we were going out to a restaurant called The Chocolate Grill afterward! Doesn't that sound divine? I slept instead.

    Peaches is being so good, and industrious. Did you have to put pants on? What a shame.

    I should go make a stab at laundry. I have a strange twitch in my left thumb. It amuses DD to no end.

    bye
    Kiwi
  • Yes, well-fitting clothes will get you everywhere. If you're a size 12, don't wear a 10 or you'll never get a man. Or something.

    It was just regular tea. We also had ice cream, lemon cake and cream puffs. Hamburgers for dinner. I'll be pulling out my size 14s tomorrow. We were all talking about insomnia and they gave me some herbal tea to try. I just drank a cup and am waiting to pass out in front of the computer.