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  •   #46  
    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 11-10-2009 02:35 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by EZMONEY
    If this abuse keeps up my only option will be to take my balls and go home.
    Guess you'll have to get Angie to get them out of her purse then.
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    Ruthxxx's AvatarRuthxxx , 11-10-2009 04:22 PM
    Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)
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    Slashnl's AvatarSlashnl , 11-10-2009 04:33 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ruthxxx
    Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)
    ... for little, bitty books....
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 11-10-2009 06:05 PM
    You all do know that all this laughing hurts my hernias...which will be operated on Thursday... thank you....

    I am pretty sure there will be no sneezing...coughing...lifting or laughing allowed for a while...

    so knock it off....
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    Ruthxxx's AvatarRuthxxx , 11-10-2009 06:07 PM
    I've never heard them referred to as "hernias"! Will you speak in a high voice once they are removed?
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 11-10-2009 06:09 PM
    stop it!...owww...owww...ouch....
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    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 11-10-2009 06:49 PM
    Maybe when it's done, he can get a job working in a harem.
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 11-10-2009 07:09 PM
    Oh go ahead...everyone take a whack at 'em....
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    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 11-10-2009 11:51 PM
    Will candy fall out if we whack them just right?
  •   #55  
    Ruthxxx's AvatarRuthxxx , 11-11-2009 06:53 AM
    Here are instructions for Gary's surgeon.

    You know, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him. I'll get over it!
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 11-11-2009 08:33 AM
    You ladies are killin' me!

    Quite hilarious...

    Already I am wondering how I will be able to make it here tomorrow w/o coffee in me....

    Hernia surgery will be a piece of cake for me (since I'm OUT! during it) compared to not being able to drink my morning coffee!

    Can we say HEADACHE!
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    BillBlueEyes's AvatarBillBlueEyes , 11-11-2009 08:45 AM
    Headache???
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by EZMONEY
    Can we say HEADACHE!
    With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.

    .
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 11-11-2009 08:49 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes
    With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.

    .
    Bill, if he can't see them I am in a lot more trouble than I think!
  •   #59  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 11-11-2009 09:57 AM
    What if he misses ? Will you be singing in the soprano section of the choir ?
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    dutchgirl's Avatardutchgirl , 11-11-2009 10:43 AM


    surgical instruments: the surgeon selects 2 that lie comfortably in his hands, brings the rocks into the correct position and:

    WHACK!!!

    bangs them together
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