The Color Purple

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies. FRY!

Dazed and Confused



"I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet."
"I-I'd like to find one of them too, you know?"


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Enchanted

Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.

Iron Man

The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

Barbarella

Is this a kissing book?

The Princess Bride


"My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out."


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Ed Wood

You so broke your bologna has no first name.

Shark Tale

For two hundred and fifty dollars I would fight your wife!

Cinderella Man




"Time out! I believe this is a joke pal and you're it! The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn't pay. Well, I didn't pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn't there. You lied to me!"

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Ruthless People

This line from an actor whose 100th birthday was yesterday (but I didn't realize it until late last night when I was watching TCM):
A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.

Jimmy Stewart from It's a Wonderful Life (great movie)

One of the best lines in a recent movie:
I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

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Iron Man


What's your dress size, Tom?
I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?