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  • Are we there yet ?
  • We'll be there in 1 Big Bird and 2 Oscar the Grouches
  • You bast**ds, you killed Kenny.
  • dead? or just missing?
  • oh goodness you guys are a hoot...
    B&W tv. my brother had his own b&w tv, I lucked out a few years later and got a color tv. Infact it still works.


    Arguing, I'll add to that.

    Mom please let me use the car this Friday. I don't want you to chaperone us to the prom. You want me to be the ONLy 16 year old who's mom drives them to and from the prom? PLEASE, mom, please... I promise to be back by 12:30 and no we won't go to any parties afterwards. That is how long the prom lasts.
  • Speaking of prom..."We accidently fell asleep Mr. So&So"
  • Yeah, and falling asleep caused my wretched breath. Doesn't morning breath always smell like beer? I thought so. Don't scream at me dad... I am right *hiccup* here. I can hear you loud and clear. *hiccup*
  • Are We There Yet?? I'm Tired!!


  • I'm not saying I was a good boy 'cause that would be a lie...but after prom my girl and I rode our bicycles late into the night/morning...and we had no alcohol!
  • I won't even discuss my prom. Nightmare is the only word to describe it. If ONLY my Knight In Shining Armor was my date.. but nooooooo, I was dating some one else then. Stupid, stupid stupid me.
  • Don't even ask my daughter about hers...I got her her date...long story...she doubled with her best friend and her date...my daughter married her best friends date....and that is the absolute truth!
  • Just wanted to tell all you lovely ladies




    Hope you have a lovely day.
  • Quote: I'm not saying I was a good boy 'cause that would be a lie...but after prom my girl and I rode our bicycles late into the night/morning...and we had no alcohol!
    Bicycles? you smoothie you!
  • We just had to do it DUTCHGIRL...we had matching brown Schwinn 10 speeds!

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!
  • Let's kill it for ma today!